The Metaphoric Table – a **** Edinburgh Fringe show - is a literary version of science's Periodic table. Big words, bad words and big bad words. What links the Sex Pistols to Shakespeare? Or Tennyson to Trump? Learn the secrets of literary devices in this educational, comic presentation of The Metaphoric Table by its creator, Raymond Burke. Synaesthesia, synecdoche and several silly stories in the most academically pretentious show you'll ever experience. A must-see for readers, writers, students and all lovers of literature.